Friday, 24 October 2014

Just how big can the BIGGEST game in the world get..?

What big teeth you have Grandma...

“The biggest game in club football has got even bigger” 


Sky Sports’ reaction to Luis Suarez making his debut in El Clasico this weekend, and their building up of a game they just happen to have exclusively live coverage of in the UK.

The inclusion of the man on his way back from a third biting ban does of course improve the spectacle, and it would be hard to argue that Real Madrid v Barcelona isn’t special.

But… Considering they are determined to call it the BIGGEST game in club football, about 45 times a day, it would be nice to know exactly how they quantify that.

Is it the audience figures, because that might largely be because everybody feels the need to watch a game that is being advertised in such a way, a not so vicious cycle… 

The other noteworthy thing about Real v Barca is that Sky, and many other outlets, spend the week leading up to the game asking whether Lionel Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo are the best in the world, as if this time, unlike the previous 20, we will stumble across the formula that finally answers the question.

The question is boring and repetitive, and surely there is something else to discuss if this game is as big as they claim.

Well apparently there is, but this one doesn’t make a great deal of sense either…


Sky Sports News HQ’s poll of the day today posed the question, who’s the better summer signing… James Rodriguez or Luis Suarez?

When rating a signing, two of the things I would consider would be the value for money and the impact of the player on their new team.

As they are the fifth and third most expensive signings of all time respectively, even in the world of inflated transfers fees in which we live, value is a hard comparison to make, so we’ll have to stick to impact then.

Oh hang on a second… Suarez hasn’t played for his new team yet has he..?

Another ridiculous comment of El Clasico note can be attributed to Guillem Balague, also of Sky Sports fame.

On their website he has compiled a combined XI of Real and Barca players, pretty harmless and formulaic build up content for a big game.

At the end of the team he suggests that readers might disagree with his selection, “but then isn’t that what makes football the best game in the world?”

I’m a huge football fan, but I’d suggest that talking points do exist in other sports too, and Guillem may struggle to believe it, but not only do people quite enjoy sports like cricket, they manage to have debates and disagreements over selection in that too... who knew?!

However, none of the Clasico build up compares to the head-shakingly pointless job Gary Cotterill was given ahead of Barcelona’s Champions League game with Ajax.

He found some Dutch fans in a bar then attempted to obtain a score prediction from one of them while all the others sang over his interview.

When Gary was told the game would finish 2-2 he tried to point out that Barcelona are quite good.

If this wasn’t already cringe worthy enough, he concluded the interview by tipping the poor bloke’s beer all over him.

Nobody covers European football quite like Sky… 

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