Thursday 13 March 2014

Quick fire Round-up - Premier League Darts Week 6


Sixteen-time World champion Phil Taylor won his second match of the Premier League season, beating Dave Chisnall at the Capital FM Arena, Nottingham.

The 7-5 win on week six moved him level on points with Chisnall, but the former World number one remains in the elimination zone on leg-difference.

Taylor scored brilliantly throughout, but his poor finishing meant Chisnall had a shot at the bull for a point, before Taylor hit double 16 for the win.

Peter Wright retained top spot and maintained his unbeaten start to his debut Premier League campaign with a 7-3 win over Simon Whitlock.

Wright quickly broke the Australian’s throw twice to lead 4-0 and his victory, that leaves Whitlock bottom, included an impossible-looking 132 checkout on the bull.

World champion Michael Van Gerwen also produced a three-figure average in defeating Wes Newton 7-1 to stay second.

The world number one hit six 180s in his comfortable victory over Newton, who missed last week with tonsillitis.

Newly crowned UK open champion Adrian Lewis beat former Premier League winner Gary Anderson 7-5 after Anderson missed four darts for a point.

Two-time World champion Lewis had been a break up at 4-1, then Anderson took the lead at 5-4, but it was Lewis who held his nerve.


Raymond Van Barneveld and Robert Thornton shared the points in a high quality 6-6 draw. 



Note - This is exam-style practice for the Sports Journalism module of my MA course, 225 words really isn't a lot!

Monday 10 March 2014

A trip to the West Country - Meadow Park chaos and Gloucester City v Stockport

The view from behind where one of the goals should be at Gloucester City's Meadow Park

If Twitter has seen me produce #WestCountryLIVE, this is like the extended highlights, with a bit of punditry thrown in.

The first day started well, with the promise of a roast dinner waiting for us, and even though we managed a trip to Greggs, and the fabled Burger King, there was still plenty of room for it when we arrived shortly after 9pm.

Despite tempers threatening to boil over as Grant saw that a train heading to Manchester might cause our connection at Reading to be delayed, the journey was largely uneventful.

There was of course standard shoddy use of escalators, and platform based chaos, but that’s par for the course on any train journey. (I apologise for Grant’s language – I have quoted him faithfully)

Once I found out there were televisions on the back of the seats in some First Great Western carriages I was sold that the West Country wasn’t as backward as the rumours suggest.

Day one was largely about the travelling, and the only sights I saw were Gloucester’s plethora of fast-food outlets, the gridlocked station car park and the church featured in Grant’s sister’s wedding album.

As day two began I found out that not only were food provisions ample and immaculately prepared, there was a suitable choice of mug available for my tea too.

The roast awaiting us on arrival was superb, and after an equally satisfying breakfast, the real task at hand began – A trip to Gloucester City’s Meadow Park ground.

Meadow Park has been a wasteland ever since the floods of 2007, causing Gloucester City to ground-share with rivals and make-do with temporary homes.

You can find out more about the chaos by reading Grant’s article here.

However much I’d read in the build-up would not have prepared me for what I saw when we arrived. I knew they hadn’t played there for more than six years, and I had seen the picture of water up to the crossbar, but it really was a horrible sight.

Windows smashed, chairs broken, no sign of a pitch, and with wheelie-bins strewn across what should have been a goalmouth, it really does take a picture to tell this story of 1000 words.



Grant’s video project won’t lack for emotive images, and Gloucester City manager Tim Harris also came along to give us an interview about the situation, then and now.

Many people with links to the area and the club used the phrase ‘when the rains came’ at one point or another this weekend. It sounds biblical or apocalyptic and I would usually jump on the chance to comment on that straight away, but looking at the state of the football ground, it was eerily appropriate.
Explaining to a football manager why he had to hold up a blank sheet of A4 to the camera, and Grant subsequently chasing him to get our microphone clip back, provided as much merriment as we could manage at the ghost town of a ground.

Grant warned me beforehand he wasn’t entirely sure we had permission to be there so I went half expecting to end the night in a police cell, but even though the owners were aware of our presence we still had to scale a small wall to get out. However I can confirm we weren’t arrested and escaped to live another day!

After capturing as much of the horror as we could, we then headed across to Cheltenham where Gloucester City currently ground-share with their biggest rivals, to watch the match and grab some more interviews.

I’m making my way through the non-leagues at the moment, apparently acting as a lucky charm. Having seen Emma’s beloved Billericay Town win last week I managed to conjure up another 2-0 win for Grant’s side.

Being the league above Billericay, the standard was always likely to be slightly higher, but it was no less frenetic, as Stockport struggled to show any sign of their recent Football League status.

Goals either side of halftime made the difference as Gloucester moved out of the relegation zone on goal difference – I’ve been told if it gets tight at the end of the season I may have to go back.
After the game Grant managed to grab a word with long-serving player Tom Webb, who echoed the sentiments of everyone else concerned, about how vital moving back to Gloucester is for the future of the club.

Our course-mate Dito is often heard saying the phrase: “I didn’t cross the Atlantic to be a tourist.” If you saw how much output he manages for the various sites he writes for, along with his presenting duties for NTN24 you’d see what he means. I on the other hand have always been a bit of a tourist…

So having made the trip to help Grant, I managed to grab some souvenirs, enjoy the surroundings, not upset too many of the locals (one exception being where my humour on Twitter wasn’t appreciated) and I left recommending the trip to anyone and everyone.


NB – You probably can’t all go and stay at the Yardley’s… Grant’s parents were very welcoming but I suspect I was only fed and housed because I was there with him.

Friday 7 March 2014

Pistorius’ Pantomime Trial, Graeme Smith’s Exit and a Change of Direction

Graeme Smith on his first appearance in England

I was going to start this blog with a lazy cliché about London buses, having already posted today, but in the end I didn’t have the heart to.

This week has seen the start of the Oscar Pistorius trial, and due to the wall-to-wall coverage available, it has got everywhere.

Despite the fact there has been nothing ground-breaking revealed yet, the coverage and nature of the trial has caused a global media storm, and every news website and paper is full of copy trying to polish what has been said so far.

The gunshot in the restaurant had already been broken elsewhere, and the cross-examination of the neighbours has bordered on the ridiculous as the defence lawyer continues to try and discredit their accounts as acts of collusion or assumption. 

Without a jury in South African courts, you might imagine the games played by lawyers would be restricted by the simple notion that the judge should have seen it all before, and fall for none of it. This clearly isn’t the case.

There is an argument that with the trial being televised, the pantomime element of the questioning and witness cross-examination may be encouraged, but whatever the reason, it doesn’t quite sit right.

The serious nature of the trial seems to be being flouted by defence lawyer Barry Roux, and to a lesser extent the state-prosecutor Gerrie Nel, as they play games with each other and the witnesses. Somebody was killed, and now somebody else’s liberty and freedom is at stake, this doesn’t seem like the time for games.

Follow the tweets of Andrew Harding for an indication of what I’m trying to get at here: If you disagree with me, feel free to say so.

Elsewhere in South Africa, on a more directly sporting note, Graeme Smith has retired. This can only be good news for England.

His first two Test matches on English soil saw him compile double centuries as England’s bowlers simply could not work out how to bowl to this leg-side favouring batsman with an obscure technique.

He’ll be disappointed with his contributions in his final series, and that he has finished with a defeat to Australia, but he should be proud of the career he had, and his record of seeing off England captains.

Plucked out of relative obscurity to lead his country at the age of 22, after just eight previous Test matches, Smith has been exceptional for a decade. Once he got in against England, you may as well have turned the TV off, because he was going to be there for a while.

Like many international captains before him, there will probably be a media career for Smith, if he fancies it, whatever he does I’m sure we haven’t seen the last of him.

To throw in another loose connection, I’ll try and stick to the theme of changing careers.

I have now, barring a catastrophic failing in the Skills Tests, confirmed my place for the next academic year on a teacher-training course.

The commute will be better, the career should suit my personality better, and history is most definitely my subject.

I took a place on the Sports Journalism course out of a combination of intrigue and the desire to rule out other options before setting my mind to teaching.

There are elements of journalism that don’t quite sit right with me, and while I’m sure I’d enjoy producing content for websites, magazines or programmes, I don’t have the necessary desire to search for a story that a journalist needs, or enough of a one-track mind to stick to the job at hand regardless of the consequences.

This week I have been told that I’d have made a good journalist by more than one person, but teachers have also told me that I’d be good at that too.

I don’t want to close the door completely on anything, and I still want to get my MA and NCTJ diploma, but I can’t see a scenario in which I end up at a local paper that’s for sure.

Teaching is about guiding and helping and this fits better with how I see a successful day. If I have managed to get through it without upsetting anyone, and even helped in some way, this is a good day.


Hopefully I’ll have a few of those next year, and for years to come…

Dr Steve Peters - England's new hope?

Ronnie O'Sullivan - Arguably Dr Steve Peters' biggest success


Greetings from the pond of pessimism: my metaphoric and spiritual home.

Apparently ‘the pond’ is where one goes when the glass is not so much half full, but more entirely empty. I’m not sure I fully understand this either, but I’ve decided just to embrace the theories of my shorthand teacher…

Finding the optimism and required positivity to get near to passing shorthand may just require the use of some kind of psychiatrist. However, there is definitely more chance of me achieving this than England winning the World Cup this summer, with or without the help of Dr Steve Peters.

Roy Hodgson’s decision to turn to Dr Peters is probably about 3-5 major tournaments too late. In 2004 and 2006 there was a lot of hope and expectation surrounding England’s campaigns, before quarterfinal exits on penalties. The squads were stronger then than they are now, and international football wasn’t quite as possession driven, as it has become a decade later.

Looking at the strength of opposition, the players at Hodgson’s disposal, and the fact the team has no consistent formation or identity; any hope heading into this tournament is exactly that. Hope.

Exactly what Hodgson wants to get from Dr Peters, who currently works with Liverpool, and has had significant success working alongside Britain’s Olympic cyclists, is unclear publicly, and he may not be expecting miracles. The reality is that however good Dr Peters is at facilitating sports stars making the most of their ability and potential, he can’t work with what isn’t there.

His biggest success is probably Ronnie O’Sullivan, a troubled individual, who at times falls spectacularly in and out of love with snooker, and who has a tendency to hit the self-destruct button. However, with Ronnie, he was working with the person widely accepted to be the most naturally gifted player ever to pick up a snooker cue.


Helping the best player in the world win global titles has got to be far easier than turning England into a successful team at major tournaments. We may just work out how to win a penalty shoot-out though…